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we all get jokes forwarded from friends and family. I mean I do get my share and sometimes I wish I don’t get some but you have to throw away the lame ones and save the good ones. I’m going to try and save the good ones here for your sharing pleasure :)

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This was sent to me by Caroline: 

LIVING WILL

While watching the Daytona 500 a few weeks back, my Wife and I were discussing life and death. I told her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a Vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids From a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the Plug.”

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out All my beer.   Some days I hate being married to a Smart ass.

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Saying “Goodbye”

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought
his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio
table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started
talking to him.
“Charles, you know that fur coat you promised me and never bought?
Well, I bought it with the insurance money.”
She paused for a minute, tracing her fingers in the ashes, and then
said, “Charles, remember that new car you promised me and never
bought? Well, I bought it also with the insurance money!”
Again, she paused for a few minutes and, while tracing her fingers in
the ashes, she said, “Charles, that emerald necklace you promised me
and never bought? Well, I bought it as well, with the insurance
money!”
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, “Charles,
remember that blow job I promised you?…
“Well, here it comes!”

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